The busy bodies in the group that call themselves the joint opposition it seems are busy stealing coconuts these days. Last week the opposing ones decided to dash coconuts in the Seenigama Devala against the khaki coats investigating all that is wrong in financial fronts. One smart Morning type said that one million coconuts will be dashed to secure the release of former Royal Yo-shitter, little realizing that such a move would result in a shortage of coconuts in the country. Last Friday, the day before the coconut dashing in Seenigama, the khaki types in Down South had to follow a complaint of 700 coconuts that were stolen by a group in a tractor from a state owned land in the Up-Village area. Rumour is that the coconuts were stolen for the opposition campaign the following day. So there!
Fisticuff
A fisticuff that had taken place during the last meeting of the green group that sits at the Diyawanna Abode had seen a fisticuff between two colleagues representing the same constituency – the Gem City. The Village Mountain and Kind One who both entered the Diyawanna Abode from the Gem City had got into a verbal battle over the manapes in the Gem City that had finally ended with Village Mountain throwing a blow at the Kind One. Those present at the scene had quickly pushed the two aside just in time for Ra-kneel to make his grand entrance to the meeting. Although all attempts were made to keep the incident under wraps, news of the incident somehow reached the Leading rag as always. Hu hu.
Acting DIG
Wee Flower was in for a rude shock last week. Taking a swipe at his former colleague, Comrade Prince of the red types, Wee Flower claimed that the Prince was behaving like an acting DIG of the khaki types issuing orders to arrest members of the former regime. Hearing about Wee Flower’s claim, the Prince responded, “If I was an acting DIG, then the person who made the remark would definitely be behind bars for the wrongs committed by him.” Wee Flower sure would have gone red to hear the Prince’s come back at him. Ha ha.
The Lion Jumps Out
What with all talk about lion blood, there have been many questions about how this entire lion drama originated. A response to the question was however found last week when former Royal, Row-hitter posed a message on social media following the arrest of his sibling. Row-hitter hit out that the yahapalanaya clan have stepped on the lion’s tail and that the lion will now “rip you apart.” So now we all know the truth behind the lion’s story. Hmm.
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